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		<title>Netbook versus Tablet</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Larisa Dawn Whether you are a full-time author or dabble in your spare time in fan fiction, a netbook or tablet can do wonders for your productivity when you are on the go. If you have been trying to decide which would be best for you, then consider yourself lucky! That is exactly what [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/netbook-versus-tablet">Netbook versus Tablet</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/write_therefore?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img src="../images/thumbnails/125write_therefore.png" border="0" alt="I Write, Therefore I Am T-shirts and Gifts" width="125" height="125" align="left" /></a>Whether you are a full-time author or dabble in your spare time in <a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/category/phases/" target="_blank">fan fiction</a>, a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005J2E8MK/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">netbook</a> or tablet can do wonders for your productivity when you are on the go. If you have been trying to decide which would be best for you, then consider yourself lucky! That is exactly what I plan to type about today. Having used both, I do know some of the pros and cons to each. Not all of them, of course, but I believe I can assist you in making the decision that best suits you.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005J2E8MK/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/post_pics/acer_netbook.jpg" alt="" width="168" height="168" align="left" /></a>A <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005J2E2US/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">netbook</a> is a mini-computer. They generally do not have CD drives, but most have multiple USB ports. Any programs that you could put on a regular PC, you can put on these &#8211; <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004E9SKEQ/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Microsoft office</a>, iTunes, etc. When opened, there is a full qwerty keyboard with responsive keys that make that standard clicking sound we have all grown to know and love. When you need a break, you can click into Facebook and play mind-numbing games. These tend to be cheaper than tablets, starting at around $200. However, the programs you add cost more. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004E9SKEQ/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Microsoft office</a> is about $120 to download. Some of them come with Windows starter rather than the full program, so if you want all the bells and whistles of windows 7, it&#8217;ll cost ya!</p>
<p>In my experience, when on the go, a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005J2E8MK/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">netbook</a> becomes a little hard to maneuver. While sitting in the bleachers at a LONG swim meet, I wanted to get the next chapter done on a story I had been working on. I could not keep the thing on my lap; it kept sliding off. Holding onto it with one hand made typing awkward. Enter&#8230;the tablet!</p>
<p>Shortly after my one handed typing, bleachers scene, I switched to an <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0047DVWLW/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">iPad</a>. Portability is definitely at the top of the pro&#8217;s list for this device. It won&#8217;t stay on my lap either, but holding onto it is a lot easier. There are various cases available that will hold your tablet in a variety of different positions. Or, for example, you can sit it on your purse, like mine is right now, in the bleachers, at &#8211; you guessed it- another swim meet. The onscreen keyboard is not bad to use one handed if balancing it becomes impossible. I was worried about using that keyboard on a regular basis, after all, I&#8217;m not always on the go! I find it&#8217;s not bad at all. I have never been a lightening fast typist, but I can hold my own. I can honestly say, that I never once craved my regular keyboard after I switched. However, there were other things I discovered that I couldn&#8217;t do without a true computer.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004HD5EXO/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/post_pics/ipad_case.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>When I need break, I can&#8217;t play Bejeweled Blitz directly through the browser on Facebook! Don&#8217;t panic! I soon found an app that remedied that situation, but I did have to pay a few bucks for it.</p>
<p>It took me a little while to find a decent word processing app. I started with <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/evernote/id281796108?mt=8" target="_blank">Evernote</a>, which I absolutely love. It is a free app that, once you download it on a single device, it sends you links to assist you with downloading it onto your other devices. I was able to put it on my Apple iPad, my Android smartphone, and my desktop PC where it gets backed up to a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0041OSQ9S/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">portable hard drive</a>. I found that when my documents got long, over 6,000 words, the formatting would cease to exist. The good news is that there are numerous decently priced apps, around $10-$15, available on both the Android and the Apple app stores. (I&#8217;ll discuss word processing apps in more depth in my next post, I promise!)</p>
<p>The next problem I discovered was that I could not upload my stories directly from my tablet. As I previously stated, I have an iPad, so I am not sure if Android tablets have the same issues. I have never had the privilege of using one of those on more than a trial basis. (Long mournful sigh!) Also, a tablet is not a full computer replacement. At least for the iPad, you still have to have a computer to do some things on the device &#8211; not many, but some. From what I have read and heard from others, Android tablets are closer to being a full replacement.</p>
<p>In general battery life tends to be better on tablets, but the extended batteries available for some of the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005J2E8MK/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">netbook</a>s are boasting up to eight hours, so they are very close.</p>
<p>Tablets are lighter, so carrying it around in your arms or thrown into a purse is a little easier. The lightest tablets are the smaller ones, by default. If there is less of it, it should weigh less. The exception to this is the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005N130Y4/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">7&#8243; Samsung Galaxy</a> tab; it&#8217;s thick and pretty hefty. The on-screen keyboards on the devices in the 7-8.2&#8243; range are very small. I feel it&#8217;s only a step up from my cell phone. I wouldn&#8217;t want to type on one of those for any length of time.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0067PLNRQ/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/post_pics/asus_transformer_prime.jpg" alt="" width="144" height="118" align="right" /></a>If you still can&#8217;t decide which would be better for you, check out the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0067PLNRQ/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Asus Transformer Prime</a>, and set for release later this year, the Asus Transformer Infinity. The mere mention of such a contraption makes gadget geeks like me salivate. It&#8217;s a 10.1&#8243; tablet that boasts a 12-hour battery life. That in and of itself isn&#8217;t spectacular. Most tablets can do that. What is unique about the Transformer series is that you can purchase<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00685ZDB2/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"> a separate plug-in keyboard that has it&#8217;s own battery that will power the tablet for an additional six hours</a>. Excuse me, I have to get a tissue!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00685ZDB2/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/post_pics/asus_transformer_prime_mobile_docking_station_keyboard.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>Now that I have wiped my tears from not having such a fine piece of machinery (and my aforementioned saliva), let&#8217;s continue this discussion, shall we?</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0067PLNRQ/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Asus Transformer Prime</a> is an Android powered device, which Android versus Apple is a whole topic in and of itself that I will address in another post.</p>
<p>I encourage you a research all of your options. Go to a store that has devices on display to play with. If a friend has a tablet, ask if you can play with it for a bit. I have never been refused when I have asked that very question nor have I refused when others have asked it of me.</p>
<p>Having used both types of devices, I can say that I prefer the tablet. The <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005J2E8MK/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">netbook</a>s have their advantages, but I have found, for me, that the convenience of the tablet is more useful. I simply make a reminder for myself to do those few things on my desktop at home that I was not able to accomplish on the go.</p>
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		<title>The Montana Kahuna</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 06:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bears in the Hibiscus is a humorous romance novel by frequent Blue Rose Bouquet contributor Janelle Meraz Hooper. Bears in the Hibiscus is a a book about Mary, a divorced woman in her late thirties who is resisting the dating scene. When her ex-brother-in-law Mark, a Montana Park Ranger, lets her know he&#8217;s interested, Mary&#8217;s [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/the-montana-kahuna">The Montana Kahuna</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=1449996450/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/post_pics/bears_in_the_hibiscus_align_left.jpg" alt="bears in the hibiscus by janelle meraz hooper" align="left" /></a><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=1449996450/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Bears in the Hibiscus</a></em> is a humorous romance novel by frequent <em>Blue Rose Bouquet</em> contributor <a href="http://www.janellemerazhooper.com/" target="_blank">Janelle Meraz Hooper</a>.</p>
<p><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=1449996450/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Bears in the Hibiscus</a></em> <em>is a a book about Mary, a divorced woman in her late thirties who is resisting the dating scene. When </em><em>her ex-brother-in-law Mark, a Montana Park Ranger, lets her know he&#8217;s interested, </em><em>Mary&#8217;s life becomes complicated because getting involved with him would also mean becoming a part of her ex-husband&#8217;s family again. When fate puts Mary and Mark in Hawaii at the same time, romance begins to bloom. However, Mary still struggles with her initial feelings about her ex-in-laws. Will she be able to overcome her fear of pressure from Mark&#8217;s family and make a new life with Mark?</em></p>
<p>You can read Chapter 1 of this novel on <a href="http://www.janellemerazhooper.com/id47.html" target="_blank">this Janelle Meraz Hooper&#8217;s Web page</a>.</p>
<p>What follows here on <em>The Blue Rose Bouquet</em> is:</p>
<h2>Chapter 3: The Montana Kahuna</h2>
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<p>Mary was so busy getting her ducks in order so she could get out of town,   she didn’t have time, at first, to think much about Mark spending the   night at her house. When she did, she wondered why had he picked <em>her</em> house, when he had a brother nearby? Actually, he had his <em>own</em> place a few miles away, on his parents’ compound. Why was he spending the night on <em>her </em>floor?</p>
<p>Before she went to bed the night before his visit, she made sure he could <em>find</em> the floor. All of the old newspapers, newsletters and mail-ads were   either banished to recycling or put into a box in her car trunk so she   could take them to Ray, who ran the layout department. Other peoples’   magazines were a gold mine for layout and design ideas, not to mention   leads for new clients for the advertising department. Mary would almost   sooner throw away money than old magazines.</p>
<p>A   rental car was in the driveway when she got home the next night, and   Mary had a rush of guilt for not offering to pick Mark up at the   airport. <em>What was I thinking?</em></p>
<p>She   forgot her guilt when she got a whiff of something wonderful. Something   only vaguely familiar. Something—trout! She raced upstairs, not sure   which sight was more welcome, Mark or the trout he and Kate were cooking   in the skillet.</p>
<p>“Mark! You brought the fish, I could have at least cooked them!”</p>
<p>“That’s okay, sis,” Mark grinned. “Kate wanted to learn how to cook fish that aren’t named Charlie.”</p>
<p>“It smells wonderful! I love the way you cook fish with just salt, pepper, and flour. I hate all those Frenchy sauces.”</p>
<p>“When there’s sauce on the trout, lookout!” Mark cautioned, “It’s probably covering up a fish that’s older than you are.”</p>
<p>“I guess being frozen kept them fresh on the trip.”</p>
<p>“Actually,   I got up early and caught these before I left the park. You’d been   without so long I figured you were due. Kept them cool in an old   Styrofoam ice chest.”</p>
<p>“Did you get any strange looks at the airport when you checked your Styrofoam luggage?”</p>
<p>“No,   the floor was covered with ice chests bigger than mine that belonged to   people who had been fishing for Kings in Alaska. My little chest looked   kind of pitiful next to theirs.”</p>
<p>“The best things come in small packages, they say.”</p>
<p>Mary   left the cheerful cooks to change into a boxy pair of khaki walking   shorts and a forest green tank top. She had a closet full of similar   clothes. Her outfit was fine for the Northwest, especially since she was   having dinner with a Montana Ranger, but she had trouble picturing it   on a Hawaiian beach. She’d have to dig a little deeper into her closet   and see if she could find something a little brighter.</p>
<p>Before   she returned to the kitchen, Mary gave herself a quick look in the   mirror. What looked back at her was a woman with long brunette hair and a   medium frame. She was a few pounds lighter than the last time Mark had   seen her, and she’d lost her tan. Both changes could be attributed to an   increased workload. She hadn’t stopped any cars lately, but she thought   she looked as well as she could without the benefit of one of those   instant facelifts she kept reading about in the women’s magazines.</p>
<p>How   she hated being the ex-wife. What would this ex-brother-in-law say to   Brian the next time they spoke? Maybe, “I saw your ex, she looks pretty   good for her age, but your new love is a real knockout.” It distressed   her to imagine other people commenting, “I saw your ex, she had wrinkles   all over her face! No wonder you’re shopping around for a trophy wife.”   Well, she doubted that people would actually make those comments out   loud, but that didn’t mean they wouldn’t think them. Mary hated most to   hear, “When I look at Kate, I can see just how pretty Mary must’ve   looked <em>years ago</em>.” Mary loved her daughter, and they did look a lot alike, but who could compete with someone half her age?</p>
<p>Well,   she was hungry, and she doubted that her two cooks would deliver fresh,   pan-fried trout to her bedroom door. “There she is!” greeted Mark when   Mary entered the kitchen, “How about some wine?”</p>
<p>“Oh, you must have found my cardboard box in the fridge,” Mary said as she held out her glass.</p>
<p>“Yep. Park rangers know how to find their quarry. It was marked Wednesday, so I thought it must be fresh.”</p>
<p>“Very funny. Actually, I’ve got a box dated Thursday; I’m giving you the old stuff.”</p>
<p>“It tastes good to me.”</p>
<p>Dinner   was delicious. Mary looked down at a plate of fresh trout, green salad   with raspberry dressing, and lightly buttered and toasted Como bread,   and thought she was in heaven.</p>
<p>After Kate downed her trout like it was a burger at   Dollar’s and left with a carload of friends, Mary and Mark settled down   with fresh glasses of wine on the sundeck. Mary cringed as a whole   flock of fruit bats flew into her big cherry tree. The crows stripped   her fruit trees in the daytime and this was the night shift. Not   surprisingly, she preferred the crows.</p>
<p>“So, how’s it going, sis?” Mark asked as he eased into a deck chair that had seen better days.</p>
<p>“Not bad. How about you?”</p>
<p>“Good.   I’m really looking forward to getting away for a few days. I didn’t get   much rest this year after the forest fires started.”</p>
<p>“Kate and I watched the news every night. It was the worst we’d ever seen.”</p>
<p>“That’s for sure. We were lucky we didn’t lose any of the firefighters.”</p>
<p>The   niceties were over, and Mary asked what she really wanted to know,   “Mark, you know you’re welcome here, but why did you come here instead   of the compound or your brother’s?”</p>
<p>“Mom   is letting company from Minnesota use my house at the compound while   they’re here on vacation. And I didn’t feel up to spending the night   staring at the bare chest of Brian’s latest Seahawk cheerleader. I think   he should start carding those girls. Besides,” he said with a twinkle   in his eye, “I thought it would be tacky to sleep on my brother’s floor   when I was thinking about dating his ex.”</p>
<p>Mary   choked on her wine, and reached for a tissue from her pocket before   wine came out of her nose. “Mark! Don’t go there!” Mary said with   surprise.</p>
<p>“Too late! I’ve already bought a ticket! What’s wrong? Have someone else?”</p>
<p>“No&#8230;”</p>
<p>“I have cooties?”</p>
<p>“No&#8230;Mark,   I like you, but I’m just not sure if it’s smart for me to get involved   with a Bergstrom again. You’re a great guy, but I don’t think I fit in   with the rest of your family.”</p>
<p>“Mary, you fit in just fine. Don’t be intimidated by the Bergstrom money. It has nothing to do with me or us.”</p>
<p>Mary was still wiping wine from her nose when she said, “I can’t help the way I feel.”</p>
<p>“Well,   I always like to leave a woman in a state of shock, so I’ll go to bed   now,” he said with a grin. “Thanks for the hospitality, sis. I’ll be   gone when you wake up, so I’ll call you in Hawaii to see if you’ve   managed to get your mouth closed yet.” Mary felt him hesitate as he   walked behind her, but he kept walking. <em>Is he going to touch me? Pat me on the head? What?</em></p>
<p>Whatever   he almost did, Mary was glad he hadn’t. Her brain was occupied trying   to list all of the reasons why their dating wouldn’t be a good idea.   Mark had already left the sundeck, so whatever thoughts she had remained   unspoken. She was left with an empty deck chair, half a glass of wine,   and a big full moon that she was sure was laughing at her. Or was the   laughter she heard coming from the bathroom where Mark was? She vaguely   felt a mosquito chewing on her bare arm and swatted it with one hand   while she finished her wine with the other. She groaned when she heard   him turn on the shower. There was no question that Mark was a hunk.   Knowing he was less than ten feet from her made her knees tremble. <em>What would Roxanne do?</em> The answer to that was easy. What was <em>Mary </em>going to do? “<em>Nothing!”</em> her friend’s voice ridiculed from the darkness.</p>
<p>The   next sound Mary heard was Mark shaking out his sleeping bag. And   fluffing his pillow. He made a big deal out of fluffing his pillow.   There was something else. She was sure she heard another laugh when she   scooted to the bathroom to get ready for bed. He was laughing at her.   She was sure of it. And why shouldn’t he?</p>
<p>Kate   was due in at any time, so any thought of giving in and crawling into   Mark’s sleeping bag with him was pointless, even if she could find the   nerve which, of course, she couldn’t. By the time Kate’s friends dropped   her off in her driveway, Mark was already fast asleep<em>. How could he do that? How could he make a pass at me and then just go to sleep? </em>Mary   was in her bedroom, wide awake, curled up into a tight, fetal position,   with her pillow over her head so she couldn’t hear the soft gentle   breathing of a man who was totally at ease on her living room floor. For   now.</p>
<p>The   next morning, Mary heated up the coffee that Mark had left in the pot   and swore that it, too, was laughing at her. The living room was neat as   a pin, and only a slightly wrinkled pillow rested in the easy chair.   She resisted the urge to stop and fluff it.</p>
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<h2>Ready to read more?</h2>
<p><em>Bears in the Hibiscus</em> is available on Amazon in:</p>
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<h3>Author Bio:</h3>
<p>Janelle Meraz Hooper is an award-winning, independent author with five books published in the novel, romance, and short story genres. She is from Oklahoma but now lives in Washington State. Her website is: <a href="http://www.JanelleMerazHooper.com" target="_blank">JanelleMerazHooper.com</a>.  She loves to hear from her readers and can be reached at: <a href="mailto:JanelleMHooper@comcast.net">JanelleMHooper@comcast.net</a>.</p>
<h3>Other books by Janelle Meraz Hooper:</h3>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0595243754/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/books/threeturtlesummer.jpg" alt="three turtle summer by janelle meraz hooper" /></a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0595458920/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/books/custer_and_his_naked_ladies.jpg" alt="custer and his naked ladies by janelle meraz hooper" /></a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=059534464X/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/books/free_pecan_pie_and_other_chick_stories..jpg" alt="free pecan pie and other chick stories" /></a></p>
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		<title>There was a Blue Rose on The Sing-Off #3!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you see it? The blue rose on The Sing-Off #3? Do you know where it was at? If not, here it is: The blue rose was on Jerry Lawson&#8217;s lapel. Jerry Lawson and Talk of the Town on The Sing-Off #3. There was a Blue Rose on The Sing-Off #3! is a post from: [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/there-was-a-blue-rose-on-the-sing-off-3">There was a Blue Rose on The Sing-Off #3!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you see it? The blue rose on <em>The Sing-Off</em> #3? Do you know where it was at?</p>
<p>If not, here it is:</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/post_pics/singoff_blue_rose.jpg" alt="The blue rose on Jerry Lawsons lapel ... Jerry Lawson and Talk of the Town on The Sing-Off #3" width="481" height="475" /><br />
The blue rose was on Jerry Lawson&#8217;s lapel.<br />
Jerry Lawson and Talk of the Town on <em>The Sing-Off #3</em>.</p>
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		<title>Phases of the Moon Update</title>
		<link>http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/phases-of-the-moon-update</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 17:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are now 7 chapters online for the popular Twilight Saga/New Moon-related fanfiction book  Phases of the Moon. (There&#8217;s already the infamous &#8220;cliff jumping&#8221; incident involved and Team Jacob fans will be happy to hear that the &#8220;L&#8221;-word has shown up on occasion! If you&#8217;re curious whether or not college &#8212; or perhaps even another [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/phases-of-the-moon-update">Phases of the Moon Update</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/"><img src="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/images/phases_of_the_moon.jpg" alt="" align="left" /></a>There are now 7 chapters online for the popular <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0316031844/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Twilight Saga</a>/<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0316075639/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">New Moon</a>-</em>related fanfiction book  <a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/"><em>Phases of the Moon</em></a>. (There&#8217;s already the infamous &#8220;cliff jumping&#8221; incident involved and Team Jacob fans will be happy to hear that the &#8220;L&#8221;-word has shown up on occasion! If you&#8217;re curious whether or not college &#8212; or perhaps even another prom &#8212; will be a part of Bella&#8217;s future, you&#8217;ll want to read <a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/"><em>Phases of the Moon</em></a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/"><em>Phases of the Moon</em></a> fans now also have a <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Larisa-Dawn/114600015224145" target="_blank">FaceBook Fan Page</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/phases_moon1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img align="right" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125phases1.png"></a><a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/"><em>Phases of the Moon</em></a> fans also now have their own t-shirt and gift idea design! (Notice how the wolf has imprinted on that special someone&#8217;s heart.) Please take the time to visit the <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/phases_moon1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><em>Phases of the Moon</em> T-Shirt and Gift Ideas Shop</a>.</p>
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		<title>Announcing New Moon Fanfiction</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 05:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Blue Rose Bouquet proudly announces the publication of the new Twilight Saga/New Moon-related fanfiction: Phases of the Moon. Phases of the Moon by Larisa Dawn When asked if she was Team Edward or Team Jacob, Stephanie Meyer responded, &#8220;I am Team &#8216;You Don&#8217;t Have to Choose When it&#8217;s Fiction.&#8217; &#8220; &#8211;Stephenie Meyer questions and [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/announcing-new-moon-fanfiction">Announcing New Moon Fanfiction</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/images/new_moon_fanfiction_phases_of_the_moon.jpg" alt="" align="left" /></a><em>The Blue Rose Bouquet</em> proudly announces the publication of the new <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0316031844/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Twilight Saga</a>/<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0316075639/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">New Moon</a>-</em>related fanfiction: <a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com"><em>Phases of the Moon</em></a>.</p>
<h1><em>Phases of the Moon</em></h1>
<h2>by Larisa Dawn</h2>
<blockquote><p><em>When asked if she was Team Edward or Team Jacob, Stephanie Meyer responded, &#8220;I am Team &#8216;You Don&#8217;t Have to Choose When it&#8217;s Fiction.&#8217; &#8220;</em> &#8211;<a title="The Official Web Site of Stephanie Meyer" href="http://www.stepheniemeyer.com" target="_blank">Stephenie Meyer</a> questions and answers post Nov. 16, 2009</p></blockquote>
<p>When I first read the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0316031844/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">Twilight Series</a>, I couldn&#8217;t wait for Edward to return in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0316160199/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank">New Moon</a>.  Because I did not read the books until all four books had been published, I already knew there were two more books to follow about Bella and Edward.  However, the more I thought about the story later, the more I really started to believe that Jacob would have been better for Bella.  I began writing this story as a result of those thoughts.</p>
<p>You see, I don&#8217;t consider myself Team Jacob or Team Edward either.  I consider myself a fan of a good story.  And a truly good story can have more than one excellent ending.</p>
<p>This story begins during the chapter <em>Pressure</em> in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0316160199/bluerosebouquet-20" target="_blank"><em>New Moon</em></a>.  Bella is lonely, and thinks of going cliff diving without Jacob.  We all know what happened in Stephenie Meyer&#8217;s version of the story.  This is my version….</p>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/2010/03/26/chapter-1-pressure-released/">Proceed  to Chapter 1: Pressure-Released</a></h2>
<h2 style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://phases.bluerosebouquet.com/category/phases/"><em>Phases  of the Moon</em> Table of Contents</a></h2>
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		<title>Muse Abuse Designs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Pamela Rice Hahn Short-sighted sites like m-w.com and Wikipedia limit their definition of a muse as any of the nine sister goddesses in Greek mythology who presided over song, poetry, and the arts and sciences. Things have evolved since the day of the Zeus excuse. (Evidence) Each of the writing designs below is available [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/muse-abuse-designs">Muse Abuse Designs</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>by Pamela Rice Hahn</h2>
<p>Short-sighted sites like <a href="http://www.m-w.com" target="_blank">m-w.com</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muse" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a> limit their definition of a muse as any of the nine sister goddesses in Greek mythology who presided over song, poetry, and the arts and sciences. Things have evolved since the day of the Zeus excuse. (<a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/introducing-my-muse">Evidence</a>)</p>
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<td colspan="3">Each of the writing designs below is available in an assortment of shirt styles, greeting cards, coffee mugs, and other items. This means you can create a writing gift set with a t-shirt and a matching coffee mug, for example.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8212;</p>
<p align="center">Click on the images in the middle or right columns<br />
to navigate to complete index for that design.<br />
(<em>Each T-Shirt design image link will open a new window<br />
to the index for that design</em>.)</td>
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<div><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_blue1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Male muse" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse1_muse_only.jpg" alt="describe" width="125" height="125" align="left" /></a> Has your muse gone incognito disguised as a man to fool you? Or is he the child of a muse? Or maybe he evolved to that state. Regardless of how he got that way, if you&#8217;re abused by a muse who amuses himself by avoiding you, then you&#8217;ll love these blue muse abuse designs!</div>
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<td style="text-align: center;" width="129" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_blue1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Blue 1" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse_blue1.png" border="0" alt="male muse, creativity, writer, artist, poet, muse, blue, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, tshirtcollections.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, hobbies" width="125" height="125" /><br />
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<td style="text-align: center;" width="129" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_blue2?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Blue 2" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse_blue2.jpg" border="0" alt="male muse, creativity, writer, artist, poet, muse, blue, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, tshirtcollections.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, hobbies" width="125" height="125" /><br />
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<td height="162" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_blue3?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Female Blue Muse" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125female_blue_muse.jpg" alt="describe" width="125" height="125" align="left" /></a>If you&#8217;re abused by a muse who amuses herself by avoiding you, then you&#8217;ll love these blue muse abuse designs! <em>(Check out the muse&#8217;s designer dress!)</em></p>
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<td style="text-align: center;" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_blue3?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Blue 3" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse_blue3.jpg" border="0" alt="female muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, blue, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, tshirtcollections.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, hobbies, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block" width="125" height="125" /><br />
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<td style="text-align: center;" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_blue4?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Blue 4" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse_blue4.jpg" border="0" alt="female muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, blue, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, tshirtcollections.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, hobbies, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block" width="125" height="125" /><br />
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<td height="209" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_mauve1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Mauve Muse from Muse Abuse Mauve 1" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125mauve_muse1_muse_only.jpg" alt="describe" width="125" height="125" align="left" /></a>Does your muse abuse you &#8212; like make you think of things like the color mauve and then skip out on you? If you&#8217;re abused by a muse who amuses herself by avoiding you when you need her, then you&#8217;ll love these mauve muse abuse designs!</td>
<td style="text-align: center;" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_mauve1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Mauve 1" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse_mauve1.jpg" border="0" alt="female muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, mauve, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block" width="125" height="125" /><br />
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<td style="text-align: center;" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_mauve2?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Mauve 2" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse_mauve2.jpg" border="0" alt="female muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, mauve, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block" width="125" height="125" /><br />
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<td valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_pink1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Mauve Muse from Muse Abuse Mauve 1" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125mauve_muse1_muse_only.jpg" alt="describe" width="125" height="125" align="left" /></a>Does your muse like to make you come up with an idea, promptly make you forget it, and then leave? If you&#8217;re abused by a muse who amuses herself by avoiding you when you need her, you&#8217;ll love this these pink muse abuse designs!</td>
<td style="text-align: center;" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_pink1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Pink 1" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse_pink1.jpg" border="0" alt="female muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, pink, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block" width="125" height="125" /><br />
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<td style="text-align: center;" valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_pink2?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="Muse Abuse Pink 2" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125muse_pink2.jpg" border="0" alt="female muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, pink, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block, gag gift" width="125" height="125" /><br />
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<td valign="top"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/muse_brown1?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img title="The Muse for Muse Abuse Non-Gender-Specific Gender-Neutral Muse Brown 1" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125non_gender_specific_muse.jpg" alt="describe" width="125" height="125" align="left" /></a>Does it drive you crazy that because of today’s emphasis on non-sexist language your muse keeps posing as a non-gender-specific, gender-neutral influence? Then you’ll love these brown muse abuse designs!</td>
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<p>You can find other <em>Blue Rose Bouquet</em> writing gift ideas designs on the <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/writing-woes-t-shirts-and-gift-shop">Writing Woes Gift Gear</a> page.</p>
<p>You can see other designs by Pamela Rice Hahn at <a href="http://www.tshirtcollections.com" target="_blank">TShirtCollections.com</a> and <a href="http://www.chronic-illness.org" target="_blank">Chronic-Illness.org</a>.</p>
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		<title>5 Ways to Tell if You Have What It Takes to be a Professional Writer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Pamela Rice Hahn A writing career as a professional writer requires more than just the ability and desire to string words together in an interesting and compelling way. Even if you&#8217;ve had publishing success already, there are still questions that you must (or should) answer before you can realistically make the decision as to [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/5-ways-to-tell-if-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-a-professional-writer">5 Ways to Tell if You Have What It Takes to be a Professional Writer</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>by Pamela Rice Hahn</h2>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/believe3?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img class="alignleft" style="float: left; margin-left: 4px; margin-right: 4px;" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125believe3.png" alt="You can if you believe you can writer's t shirt and gift ideas design" width="125" height="100" /></a>A writing career as a professional writer requires more than just the ability and desire to string words together in an interesting and compelling way.</p>
<p>Even if you&#8217;ve had publishing success already, there are still questions that you must (or should) answer before you can realistically make the decision as to whether or not you have what it takes to be a professional writer.</p>
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<h3>1. Do you possess enough time management discipline to meet your goals and obligations?</h3>
<p>In this case, goals do not refer to that wish list of resolutions you set for yourself on New Year&#8217;s Day. (Most people have trouble sticking to a diet and not every successful dieter can carry that discipline over to other areas of his or her life.)</p>
<p>When it comes to a writing career, your goals will need to include aspects of your work that you may find tedious or boring. Pick your least favorite part of writing &#8211; such as editing, proofreading, or promotion &#8211; and then truthfully determine whether or not you can picture being able to force yourself to perform that chore or those chores on a regular basis.</p>
<p>Your primary writing obligation will involve meeting or exceeding deadlines. In addition to the deadlines for which you are obligated by contract to meet, you&#8217;ll also need to allow time to do the work that it&#8217;ll take to get the work you&#8217;ll need once you meet your current work project deadline. Unless you start off with a million dollar book deal right out of the gate, the reality of a writing career is that it can often require more work (in the form of query letters and book proposals, self-promotion online and in person, and so forth) to get the work than it takes to do the work.</p>
<h3>2. Do you have a reasonable expectation of what it will take to meet your financial obligations?</h3>
<p>Allow me to get personal for a moment:<br />
Prior to my diagnosis with a disabling physical condition that has now exacerbated to the point to where I can no longer work outside my home, I maintained a full-time job along with a full-time writing career. The job paid the bills; the writing paid for the extras and fun stuff. I now often joke that after spending several years getting disability [lack of] income I was able to write my way into [the lousy cash flow of] a full-time freelance writing career.</p>
<p>Regardless of what type of freelance writing career you pursue, you&#8217;ll face the same realities that I do, which require that you possess:</p>
<ul>
<li>The trust that editors who receive their paychecks according to a predetermined schedule will remember that they have to put in the formal request that you receive your check</li>
<li>The patience to wait the time that it takes for your check request to work its way through the often weeks-long maze it takes to arrive at the desk of the person who will actually issue the check</li>
<li>More patience while you wait for your check to arrive in the mail or get deposited into your account</li>
<li>A reasonable expectation about the amount of time that will lapse once you have this fat check in your hand before the next one arrives</li>
</ul>
<p>(In an ideal world, you&#8217;ll have enough money on hand to act as a cushion you can use to fund your writing career. This cushion will allow you to draw regular paychecks from the amount on hand so that you&#8217;re depositing new checks into that fund rather than spending the money as it arrives. This allows you to have a margin of error that allows for late checks, nonpaying clients, or canceled contracts and still maintain your financial stability. Unfortunately, I wasn&#8217;t blessed with an ideal world. I work without that margin, yet I still make or am the victim of errors.)</p>
<p>A professional writing career is stressful enough. Having that cushion of the amount of money it will take you to maintain your lifestyle for a minimum of six months can help you avoid adding financial stress to your life.</p>
<p>As you budget for that needed six months-worth of money in reserve, keep in mind that once you become your own boss, your financial obligations will include additional things like purchasing and maintaining your own office equipment. It&#8217;s true that you may receive checks larger than any that you ever received at your previous full-time job, but chances are there will be longer periods of time between when you receive one check and then the next. Feast or famine.</p>
<p>Once you get a large advance check or one arrives for a completed writing project, you&#8217;ll naturally want to reward yourself. Even if you have the luxury of a working spouse or partner, you&#8217;ll need to possess the financial discipline necessary to recognize what you can budget for a reward and what monetary amount constitutes an unnecessary indulgence.</p>
<h3>3. Is everything all about you?</h3>
<p>You need to make a realistic assessment about whether or not you need direct supervision to be productive.</p>
<p>If you were a guest on a talk show, are you the type who could maintain your composure once you&#8217;ve moved down the sofa?</p>
<p>Or are you more like the guest who, once he or she&#8217;s moved off of the seat for the featured guest, feels compelled to continue to crack jokes and interrupt the host or the new guest in order to focus attention back to him- or herself?</p>
<p>Some people simply need immediate and somewhat constant supervision or feedback. There&#8217;s nothing wrong with admitting that about yourself if you fall into that category. There are plenty of careers available that allow you to work full time, write [whatever] according to assignment, and then hand your work over to a supervisor whose feedback will help make you feel like you&#8217;re always in the spotlight as the featured guest.</p>
<p>Granted, there are ways that a freelance writer can introduce immediate feedback into his or her writing life. Bloggers who&#8217;ve managed to reach the point where they receive numerous comments on each of their posts are somewhat in this position, although the comments they receive aren&#8217;t always as indulgent as those that can come from a boss who&#8217;s working toward the same goals you are. A more productive alternative to having the immediate feedback from a boss is to develop a reciprocal online or writer&#8217;s group relationship with another trusted writer.</p>
<p>The immediate support and feedback from a boss can also help you if you&#8217;re the type who is prone to procrastinate or digress. Although those gifted at avoiding work can always find ways to do it, it&#8217;s more difficult to spend time playing computer games or any of those other things you&#8217;d rather be doing if there&#8217;s the risk of a boss catching you in the act.</p>
<h3>4. Do you know the difference between reasons and excuses?</h3>
<p>Few things in life ever go exactly according to schedule. Accept that and plan accordingly.</p>
<p>Of course you can&#8217;t plan for every contingency. An extended electrical outage due to a storm is a reason. A death in the family is a reason. But, multiple reasons strung together can (and do) constitute moving beyond having reasons for not getting the work done and making excuses to try to justify your lack of discipline.</p>
<p>Recognize the difference and work accordingly.</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/write_now2?pid=2779271" target="_blank"><img class="alignleft" style="float: left; margin-left: 4px; margin-right: 4px;" src="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/images/thumbnails/125write_now_blk.png" alt="A motivational Write Now! t-shirt and gift ideas design for writers" width="125" height="125" /></a>5. Do you have more reasons why you can and should be a professional writer than you have excuses for why it&#8217;d never work?</h3>
<p>If you do, then do it!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For reasons known only to Bill Gates and the CSS fairy, Internet Explorer doesn&#8217;t correctly display the contents of this page. Therefore, to view this page design correctly, you&#8217;ll need to use Firefox (Firefox features) or Google Chrome (Google Chrome features). (I am demanding that Billy G personally apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.) [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/bill-gates-hates-this-site">BILL GATES HATES THIS SITE</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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<p>Therefore, to view this page design correctly, you&#8217;ll need to use <a href="http://en-us.www.mozilla.com/en-US/products/firefox/" target="_blank">Firefox</a> (<a href="http://en-us.www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/features/" target="_blank">Firefox features</a>) or <a href="http://www.google.com/chrome" target="_blank">Google Chrome</a> (<a href="http://www.google.com/chrome/intl/en/features.html" target="_blank">Google Chrome features</a>).</p>
<p>(I am demanding that Billy G personally apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.)</p>
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		<title>Welcome to the New Home for The Blue Rose Bouquet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pamela Rice Hahn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Pamela Rice Hahn The online magazine The Blue Rose Bouquet published its first issue in 1998, which was back in the day when it was known as a &#8216;zine. The Internet has evolved tremendously since that time. In an effort to bring the magazine up to date and create more user-friendly navigation, over the [...]<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/new-home-for-the-blue-rose-bouquet">Welcome to the New Home for The Blue Rose Bouquet</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Pamela Rice Hahn</h3>
<p>The online magazine <em>The Blue Rose Bouquet</em> published its first issue in 1998, which was back in the day when it was known as a &#8216;zine. The Internet has evolved tremendously since that time. In an effort to bring the magazine up to date and create more user-friendly navigation, over the next few months <em>The Blue Rose Bouquet</em> will move to its new home at this location.</p>
<p>In the meantime, you can continue to view the original content at <a href="http://www.blueroses.com">www.blueroses.com</a>. Just keep in mind as you view those pages that any that have been updated and migrated to this new home will automatically update to that story or article&#8217;s location. During this transition period, you&#8217;ll have to rely on the back button to take you back to your starting point if that starting point was on <a href="http://www.blueroses.com">BlueRoses.com</a>. Apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.</p>
<p>If all goes as planned, all content will be migrated to this site by the end of 2008 and there will be an announcement about the exciting new and improved mission for <em>The Blue Rose Bouquet</em> for 2009 and beyond.</p>
<p>Thank you for your patience during this transition.</p>
<p>[Submission date edited to keep this post at the top during magazine transition.]</p>
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		<title>Pondering &#124; Writing Woes comic strip</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Pamela Rice Hahn The design on Pammy&#8217;s shirt: T-Shirts and Gift Ideas Index for this &#8220;wOOhOO Happy to be an American!!!&#8221; design Pondering &#124; Writing Woes comic strip is a post from: The Blue Rose Bouquet<p><a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com/pondering">Pondering | Writing Woes comic strip</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.bluerosebouquet.com">The Blue Rose Bouquet</a></p>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>by Pamela Rice Hahn</h3>
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<h2>The design on Pammy&#8217;s shirt:</h2>
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