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Muse Abuse Designs


by Pamela Rice Hahn

Short-sighted sites like m-w.com and Wikipedia limit their definition of a muse as any of the nine sister goddesses in Greek mythology who presided over song, poetry, and the arts and sciences. Things have evolved since the day of the Zeus excuse. (Evidence)

Each of the writing designs below is available in an assortment of shirt styles, greeting cards, coffee mugs, and other items. This means you can create a writing gift set with a t-shirt and a matching coffee mug, for example.

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describe Has your muse gone incognito disguised as a man to fool you? Or is he the child of a muse? Or maybe he evolved to that state. Regardless of how he got that way, if you’re abused by a muse who amuses himself by avoiding you, then you’ll love these blue muse abuse designs!
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describeIf you’re abused by a muse who amuses herself by avoiding you, then you’ll love these blue muse abuse designs! (Check out the muse’s designer dress!)

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describeDoes your muse abuse you — like make you think of things like the color mauve and then skip out on you? If you’re abused by a muse who amuses herself by avoiding you when you need her, then you’ll love these mauve muse abuse designs! female muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, mauve, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block
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describeDoes your muse like to make you come up with an idea, promptly make you forget it, and then leave? If you’re abused by a muse who amuses herself by avoiding you when you need her, you’ll love this these pink muse abuse designs! female muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, pink, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block
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describeDoes it drive you crazy that because of today’s emphasis on non-sexist language your muse keeps posing as a non-gender-specific, gender-neutral influence? Then you’ll love these brown muse abuse designs! muse, writer, artist, poet, muse, brown, abuse, funny slogan, funny saying, bluerosebouquet.com, writing, quote, humor, occupation, hobby, creativity, creative, motivational, inspiration, writer's block,non-gender-specific,gender neutral
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You can find other Blue Rose Bouquet writing gift ideas designs on the Writing Woes Gift Gear page.

You can see other designs by Pamela Rice Hahn at TShirtCollections.com and Chronic-Illness.org.

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