A favorite passage from:
Chicken Soup for the Surviving Soul:
101 Stories to Comfort Cancer Patients and Their Loved Ones
THE “WE” NURSE
by Norman Cousins
When I was in the hospital, I had a “We” nurse. She began each sentence with “How are we today?” “We need to have a bath.” This really irritated me, so I decided to play a little joke on her.
One day, she brought in a specimen cup and requested a urine sample. After she left, I poured my apple juice into the cup. When she returned for the specimen, she observed it and noted, “My we’re a little cloudy today, aren’t we?”
I asked to see it, removed the lid and said, “Yep, better run it through again,” and drank it. The look of shock on her face was priceless.
Copyright © 1996 Jack Canfield
Published by Health Communications
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From:
Chicken Soup for the Surviving Soul:
101 Stories to Comfort Cancer Patients and Their Loved Ones
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