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Top 5 Things NOT to Say to a Cop

by Pamela Rice Hahn

5. Couldn’t pass the postal exam, eh?

4. Will you puh-lease get that light out of my eyes???

3. That isn’t how you spell wreckless.

2. Excuse me! Did I ask for your opinion?

1. Here look! My gun’s bigger than yours!

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