by Pamela Rice Hahn
1. You’ll no longer bend over in public to pick up dropped change. Hell! You won’t bend over for anything smaller than a twenty.
2. Your stretch pants don’t.
3. You don’t think you’ll ever be able to forgive Blackwell for those unkind remarks about Omar the Tentmaker’s designing skills.
4. You decide a beard is the best way to camouflage a double chin. And, you’re female!
5. Your T-shirts are now wide enough to emblazon MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN’ across the front
in bold, 3″ letters … on one line.
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Pammy, the main character in the 
Many of those 
Because of chronic illness,